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Whatever you read here, it never happened. This is a work of fiction, compiled for our amusement and does not represent any views of a place called "Groznyj Grad" or any behaviours of its soldiers within. All characters bearing any resemblance to real-life personalities are purely coincidental, and any mention of copyrighted work is in loving parody or not intended for any sort of profit.


... Because the Major would shoot us if any of this got out. We hope he'll see the funny side and write here occasionally, too.

- AnonymOcelot.

Date: 2007-04-08 09:59 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] ilya-imanov.livejournal.com
...

This bottle isn't drinking itself...

Date: 2007-04-16 01:58 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] andrei-isaev.livejournal.com
You're absolutely right, as always. Give me a go.

You know...I have a sneaking suspicion the Major's going to start pulling rank on someone, like the old days.

...better practice up on oour cocksucking, eh comrades?

[/laugh]

Date: 2007-04-16 11:05 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] ilya-imanov.livejournal.com
The Major probably has a checklist.

... Who here hasn't been drafted into 'special assignment' yet?

Date: 2007-04-17 06:38 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] major-ocelot-2u.livejournal.com
God knows every Senior Lieutenant has spent a few evenings polishing the Major's piece.

It's how you get Moscow leave. [/grin]

Date: 2007-04-18 12:37 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] ilya-imanov.livejournal.com
Masquerading as the Major isn't going to earn you additional squad blowjobs, Andrei. Nice try.

Just ask. And let your hair back down, it looks better like that.

Date: 2007-04-18 12:56 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] andrei-isaev.livejournal.com
Damn it. You got me, Imanov.

I was looking forward to an orgy of blondness.

Although he probably wouldn't like it that I'm impersonating him like this. I might get stuck with special duty for several months if I'm not careful!

Date: 2007-04-18 01:17 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] ilya-imanov.livejournal.com
*sigh* You like that though, wouldn't you, you pervert.

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